Congressional Staffer Gifts

The Filibuster.

"You lead such an interesting life. I've never been called to testify before a Congressional Banking Committee."

"Well, that was another lame-duck session."

Republican Re-Revolution

Cold in Chicago

Sen. Krupt. Does the proposal to regulate toxic plastic get filed under "environmental protection" or "credit card reform"?

'This year there's a bi-partisan effort in Congress to keep things as partisan as possible.'

'Hi, this is your congressional representative. To find out why I want to tax you even more, press one. To find out why I like to waste your money, press two...'

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

'Nothing like more fiscal cliff gridlock to remind you not buy any U.S. treasuries. . .'

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

As Congress returns from recess to debate military action against Syria, members face difficult decisions.

Nancy Pelosi

Have you thanked your congressional representative today?

Truth

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Rock and a Hard Place

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

Worthless B*****ds

06 Congressional Record.

Harper's new cat

Roles of Government

'I hear it's a grudge match between the three of them.'

Lame Duck Session

'Both parties shouted 'liar, liar, pants on fire' at the same time. It was a big first step towards bi-partisanship.'

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

Secret Service Phone Data... Scheduled to Delete...

The October 31 Committee

Gerrymandering