Congressional Staffer Mugs

The Filibuster.

"You lead such an interesting life. I've never been called to testify before a Congressional Banking Committee."

"Well, that was another lame-duck session."

'This year there's a bi-partisan effort in Congress to keep things as partisan as possible.'

'Hi, this is your congressional representative. To find out why I want to tax you even more, press one. To find out why I like to waste your money, press two...'

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

'Nothing like more fiscal cliff gridlock to remind you not buy any U.S. treasuries. . .'

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

As Congress returns from recess to debate military action against Syria, members face difficult decisions.

Nancy Pelosi

Have you thanked your congressional representative today?

Truth

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Rock and a Hard Place

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Worthless B*****ds

06 Congressional Record.

'I hear it's a grudge match between the three of them.'

Harper's new cat

Lame Duck Session

Roles of Government

'Both parties shouted 'liar, liar, pants on fire' at the same time. It was a big first step towards bi-partisanship.'

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

Gerrymandering

"He's coming across as Reaganish but not Reaganesque."

Secret Service Phone Data... Scheduled to Delete...

When hiking trail crosses campaign trail...VOTE!

The October 31 Committee

"You didn't see much of us last summer because we were busy studying for the mid terms!"

"Senator, you seem concerned about your re-election prospects."

Obama and Congress