Congressional Clown Enthusiast Gifts

The New Abnormal

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Yearbook

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Wife

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Monster Clown

Turn your head and laugh.

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"Seriously?"

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

Only Clowns

Clown walks balloon dog

A skip full of fools.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

"There's something very funny about those two!"