Congregation Supporter T-Shirts

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

A crowd of happy pet owners.

See you at the farmers market!

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

How's my sermon. . .

Myanmar coup

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"I'll have the usual."

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

Thank you

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

Crossing USA Mexico Border

Bubbling

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

'Man, I'm bombing,'

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

Harvey before and after.

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

Egalitarian family

Queen reigning.

I shop locally!

Charities Fueling Cities

"Get lost. Besides, who ever heard of Girl Scout manicotti?!"

'Her pro bono impulses are raging out of control.'