Congregation Enthusiast T-Shirts

"One god... one church... one collection."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

How's my sermon. . .

Rose Toast

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

Mass Travel

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

'Man, I'm bombing,'

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

Love chair

Nothing to Lose

'Just remember to get your punch lines in before they fall asleep.'

Member of two trade unions

Yesh Atid

"But it will never get better if you picket"

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"You remember Champ. . ."

Garage sale.

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

The Neighborhood at a Glance

"I know what's happened. This is Meet-n-mingle. You should be next door at Hobnobbing."

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

'Apparently we're to use the budget that's been cut to encourage the volunteers we haven't got because they've been put on schemes to fill in for services that no longer exist.'

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

We're off to the Wells' potluck! All the neighbors will be there. Whoop-dee-do. Hey! We're building community. So you don't mind if we do, too? Of course not! We support your good citizenship. Good! 'Cause all the neighborhood kids are coming over here.

2020 vs. 2023

They get together, feel sorry for themselves, and eat a spreadable meat concoction. It's a pit, pate party!