Congregation Enthusiast T-Shirts

"One god... one church... one collection."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

How's my sermon. . .

Rose Toast

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

Mass Travel

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

Love chair

'Man, I'm bombing,'

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

"You remember Champ. . ."

'Just remember to get your punch lines in before they fall asleep.'

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

Member of two trade unions

"But it will never get better if you picket"

Yesh Atid

Garage sale.

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

The Neighborhood at a Glance

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

"I know what's happened. This is Meet-n-mingle. You should be next door at Hobnobbing."

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

'Apparently we're to use the budget that's been cut to encourage the volunteers we haven't got because they've been put on schemes to fill in for services that no longer exist.'

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

2020 vs. 2023

"Sure, I follow the herd- out of a deep respect for the concept of community."