Conga Lover Gifts

Tom gets run over by the party train,

Sir Winston Churchill

Join me in a Martini?

You're the botanicals in my gin

Chano Pozo,

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Martini Lovers

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

Join me in a beer?

It's Hell, but at least It's White-Collar Hell

The Gong

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

We got the adult version. Sip 'N Slide.

Ginspiration!

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

Dinosaur skeleton with a cocktail glass.

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

The Hummingbird

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'002' - A discussion about 007.

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

Drinking hurricanes in New Orleans

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'