Conga Line Challenger Gifts

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Do not think outside the box!

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"Always a bridesmaid..."

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

University of Adversity.

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

"Stop bothering me while I'm trying to appear busy."

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

Love Hate Computer Relationship

'Slow Internet connection! They thought of everything!'

A giant crowd, both in line for coffee and airport security.

'You're not old enough to refuse to discuss things!'

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

'Non confromists society annual dinner' "You can't come in mate...Its formal dress"

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."