Conga Line Challenger Pillows

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Chano Pozo,

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Do not think outside the box!

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

"Always a bridesmaid..."

*Sigh*

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

University of Adversity.

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

Love Hate Computer Relationship

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

"Stop bothering me while I'm trying to appear busy."

'Slow Internet connection! They thought of everything!'

The experienced coach, like a panther, patiently awaits the precise moment to mount his challenge...

"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"

A giant crowd, both in line for coffee and airport security.

Happy Durersgiving

'You're not old enough to refuse to discuss things!'

'Non confromists society annual dinner' "You can't come in mate...Its formal dress"

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."