Connection Challenger Pillows

'Slow Internet connection! They thought of everything!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

City Marathon.

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

"Heel! Pass it on."

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Sinking sales

Businessman at the deep end.

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

"Now I don't want to alarm you, but are you familiar with the term 'On the scrapheap'!"

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Fight on the top

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

Workers' Rights

"Now, are you here to see the top dog or the queen bee?"

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'I like to end these meetings with a group hug, if you'll step out of the cubicles.'

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

'This job is the cutting edge of female multi-tasking. We need you to perform as if headed for the top. We also need you to never actually get there.'

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.

"So why do you feel that you're a better person for the job than every other candidate who's shown me résumés with the exact same credentials?"

"Until you've replaced, you're irreplaceable in this company."