Confused Patriot T-Shirts

Let their personality shine! Our confused patriot t-shirts combine humor, patriotism, and a touch of confusion for a fun, standout look.

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"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either." mockup

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either." mockup

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either." mockup

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either." mockup

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

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"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?" mockup

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?" mockup

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?" mockup

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?" mockup

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

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"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom." mockup

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom." mockup

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom." mockup

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom." mockup

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

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Military Medals

Military Medals mockup

Military Medals mockup

Military Medals mockup

Military Medals mockup

Military Medals

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"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky." mockup

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky." mockup

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky." mockup

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky." mockup

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

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Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam mockup

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam mockup

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam mockup

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam mockup

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

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Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side. mockup

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side. mockup

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side. mockup

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side. mockup

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

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"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason." mockup

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason." mockup

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason." mockup

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason." mockup

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

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UNFADED GLORY mockup

UNFADED GLORY mockup

UNFADED GLORY mockup

UNFADED GLORY mockup

UNFADED GLORY

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Veterans Day '20

Veterans Day '20 mockup

Veterans Day '20 mockup

Veterans Day '20 mockup

Veterans Day '20 mockup

Veterans Day '20

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"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!" mockup

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!" mockup

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!" mockup

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!" mockup

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

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First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff. mockup

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff. mockup

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff. mockup

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff. mockup

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

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Veterans Day US

Veterans Day US mockup

Veterans Day US mockup

Veterans Day US mockup

Veterans Day US mockup

Veterans Day US

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The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream. mockup

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream. mockup

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream. mockup

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream. mockup

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

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Television guests' essentials in November.

Television guests' essentials in November. mockup

Television guests' essentials in November. mockup

Television guests' essentials in November. mockup

Television guests' essentials in November. mockup

Television guests' essentials in November.

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"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?" mockup

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?" mockup

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?" mockup

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?" mockup

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

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'Look...a fresh one!'

'Look...a fresh one!' mockup

'Look...a fresh one!' mockup

'Look...a fresh one!' mockup

'Look...a fresh one!' mockup

'Look...a fresh one!'

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'We must protect my sovereignty.'

'We must protect my sovereignty.' mockup

'We must protect my sovereignty.' mockup

'We must protect my sovereignty.' mockup

'We must protect my sovereignty.' mockup

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

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"He's retreated into nationalism."

"He's retreated into nationalism." mockup

"He's retreated into nationalism." mockup

"He's retreated into nationalism." mockup

"He's retreated into nationalism." mockup

"He's retreated into nationalism."

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The American flag

The American flag mockup

The American flag mockup

The American flag mockup

The American flag mockup

The American flag

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Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye. mockup

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye. mockup

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye. mockup

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye. mockup

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

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Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today! mockup

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today! mockup

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today! mockup

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today! mockup

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

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"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!" mockup

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!" mockup

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!" mockup

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!" mockup

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

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America's New Dawn

America's New Dawn mockup

America's New Dawn mockup

America's New Dawn mockup

America's New Dawn mockup

America's New Dawn

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'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.' mockup

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.' mockup

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.' mockup

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.' mockup

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

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Barack Obama mockup

Barack Obama mockup

Barack Obama mockup

Barack Obama mockup

Barack Obama

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"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ." mockup

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ." mockup

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ." mockup

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ." mockup

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

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"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?" mockup

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?" mockup

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?" mockup

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?" mockup

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

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The Eureka Stockade

The Eureka Stockade mockup

The Eureka Stockade mockup

The Eureka Stockade mockup

The Eureka Stockade mockup

The Eureka Stockade

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"But first, our national anthem."

"But first, our national anthem." mockup

"But first, our national anthem." mockup

"But first, our national anthem." mockup

"But first, our national anthem." mockup

"But first, our national anthem."

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"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale." mockup

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale." mockup

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale." mockup

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale." mockup

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

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Stars and Stripes bleeding out

Stars and Stripes bleeding out mockup

Stars and Stripes bleeding out mockup

Stars and Stripes bleeding out mockup

Stars and Stripes bleeding out mockup

Stars and Stripes bleeding out

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Confused Patriot T-Shirts Collection

Confused Patriot Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous confused patriot mugs that capture their unique take on patriotism with wit and charm.

Confused Patriot Pillows

Discover cozy confused patriot pillows that add a humorous patriotic touch to any home or office space.

Confused Patriot Prints

Browse our patriotic prints that celebrate the confused patriot's unique perspective with clever, artistic flair.