Patriot Wannabe T-Shirts

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Military Medals

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

UNFADED GLORY

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

Zorro as a child.

Veterans Day '20

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Veterans Day US

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

Television guests' essentials in November.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'Look...a fresh one!'

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Barack Obama

America's New Dawn

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

The Eureka Stockade

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 9

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"But first, our national anthem."

'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'