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'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Military Medals

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

UNFADED GLORY

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Veterans Day '20

Veterans Day US

Television guests' essentials in November.

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'Look...a fresh one!'

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"He's retreated into nationalism."

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Barack Obama

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

America's New Dawn

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

The Eureka Stockade

"But first, our national anthem."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'