Confused Entrepreneur Pillows

Man panicing because woman has washed his money filled shorts

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Money Plant.

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

Setting up companies

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

'Seven companies in three years.'

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

Mulk

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

"Weed cookies"

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

"The little match girl realized too late what her mistake had been. She had failed to diversify."

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale?"

An ice cream van surrounded by igloos

'Someday, son, this can be all yours.'

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

"I love being my own boss, but I hate being my own employee."

"If I ever get my own business, I'm going to practice the Golden Rule."

"Ya know, Frank. . . we should put an ad in the paper. . . Pete and Frank's trash removal and dispersal service."

"...and who might you ask was responsible for this mistake?"

'I should've known it sounded too good to be true!'

'If business is slow, and you want my advice, changing your business name would help...'