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Lazy Entrepreneur Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their workspace or home with pillows that humorously honor the lazy entrepreneur's relaxed approach to building their empire.
"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."
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Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance
'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'
"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."
Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'
Jeff's Smorgasbord
'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'
3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.
"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."
"Fridge-to-table"
'We're going to take a financial risk.'
Man and dog on their hover boards.
"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"
'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'
Eventual Motion Machine
"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."
"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."
The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'
Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it
Segway Workout
"I'm not goofing off. I'm letting my money work for me."
It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.
"I don't want to climb the corporate ladder. I'd prefer to take the corporate elevator."
'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'
Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.
"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."
Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"
'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'
'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'
'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'
'Seven companies in three years.'
"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"
'..or do you think we should go with this one?'
Lazy Entrepreneur Pillows Collection
Lazy Entrepreneur Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the lazy entrepreneur—funny, inspiring, and brewed for their unique business style.
Lazy Entrepreneur Prints
Decorate their creative space with prints that speak to the relaxed rigor of the true lazy entrepreneur.
Lazy Entrepreneur T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for the creative soul who prefers their hustle slow and steady with a dash of humor.