Lazy Visionary Pillows

"I'm afraid my husband's just a very lazy old Trot."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

Segway Workout

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

"I'm not goofing off. I'm letting my money work for me."

"I don't want to climb the corporate ladder. I'd prefer to take the corporate elevator."

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

'Turkey dot com.'

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

A painter drawing a ship

'How does he get away with it? If he's not playing with the mouse, he's sleeping.'

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

"I'm detecting a slight twinkle."

Man dreams of being rich.

"Use impersonal language, or they'll ask us to take responsibility!"

"Nice curvature."

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

"Just watch. This row monitor job is just the first step on my road to the white house!"

It quickly became apparent to Daryl that his remote controlled lawn mower was not a good idea.

Lazy Mountain Climber.

'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.'

Two men sitting languidly, discussing the strengthening properties of sea air

A man uses a radio control for inline skates.

'Always listen to experts. They'll tell what can't be done and why.'

"Ambitions... to find fame or fortune or better still, with a little luck, both of them."