Confused Communicators Pillows

'I need a lot of understanding.' - 'Say what?'

Hiding the electronics.

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

~ S.O.S.

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

'Wrong number. Sorry, I dialled my salary by mistake.'

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

Shoot...not literally, of course.

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

"Exhaustive research has determined that cats don't like baby talk."

Aliens man telephone store named ET&T Phones.

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

"...But I don't want to get in the back Norma, I want to stay in the front with you"

"We're having some marital issues... we hardly talk anymore!"

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

The Embarrassment of Van Gogh

"Perhaps I should clarify. When I said to drink plenty of fluids ..."

Come back, sir! "Leave room for cream" was a question, not directions.

We aren't talking about you --- I said "ribbit"!

"I said, you have a suppository in your ear so I think I know where your hearing aid is."

"We can still be friends, right?"

'I did not call you a 'bar fly'! I said; 'I'll be back, briefly'.'

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

'We can mail these thank you cards now that I've forged your name.'

Tongue Tied.

"The subject on the e-mail is 'Woof" any idea who it's from?"