Confusing Situations Pillows

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Wrong number. Sorry, I dialled my salary by mistake.'

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

Philosophers studying meta-physical chemistry.

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

'A raise? Huh! He won't even throw me a bone!'

"You're fired."

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

'Have you noticed it, too?'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

'Sorry! I thought nobody would notice.'

'I'm a herbologist. I study this guy.'

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

"Don't exhale while you're in there - he has a thing about germs."

"We can still be friends, right?"

Call Center Agents Should Be Able To Apologize And To Admit Mistakes.

'I just don't think it appropriate to have your old divorce lawyer as your best man.'

'Darling, I've brought mom round for tea! I hope it won't spoil my surprise!'

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

"There was no large metal object in your rib cage after all. Turns out I was just seeing this old-timey doctor thing on my forehead."

'It's never an easy decision, but if you're looking for something economical, why don't you take a look at out value menu-er...Value model?'

In the embarrassment cemetery

"Up, down or bite your face off?"

"I wonder if I should tell him he's a transvestite!?"

'It was identity theft by my body double!'

"Wait a minute! I just robbed my own house!"

"Daddy always begged me not to marry a cactus farmer!"

Window cleaner taking ladder out from under his colleague.

"We're in our lab coats. Now what?"

Golfer on Football Pitch

Diner. Bottomless cup of coffee. Sounds messy.