Confused Art Lover Pillows

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'Greenwich in the Season'

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"He gets easily abstracted."

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Framed Lady

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"Amateurs."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Picasso: The Early Years

They were mysteriously drawn together

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature