Confronting Unfaithfulness Pillows

'The first wives club'

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

Men's Prayer Group.

"It's not what you think."

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

'First, you have to stop treating your husband like a child.'

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'

"I'm starting to believe that this relationship was doomed from the start...!"

'Ever since we bought thet blasted water bed we've been drifting apart!'

"My dad was too much of a babe magnet for the marriage to have worked."

"I need you, Roberta. Deep inside me there's a married man aching to get out."

"I'm sorry darling, did I just say, 'I hate you with every micro-fiber of my being'?"

Man looks for wife help from machine.

"Don't even start, Claire. You knew I was a snake when you took me in."

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

'How can you be so cheap?'

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

"My dating life has come down to choosing between bad breath and bad credit."

'Our relationship will never work Whenever it gets interesting, you've got to rush to the surface for air'

'I wish you would tell people that I've been 'kicked upstairs' instead of I've been 'given the boot'.'

'Right, how can I help you?'

"… and then Roger discovered fly fishing and I discovered Gregory."

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

'Now, I'm curious as to why there would be blonde hair in your hairball!'

"Your husband is fooling around."

"You may not like what I've dug out, but you did ask me to snoop into your husband!"

'I am Evelyn Frank, and this is my husband, brutally.'

"You said it. I heard it. There's no taking it back, Harold!"

"Look, if you want me to intuit and empathize with your feelings, just tell me what they are and how to react to them!"