Confronting Unfaithfulness Pillows

'The first wives club'

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

Christian and Born again Christian...

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

Men's Prayer Group.

'First, you have to stop treating your husband like a child.'

"It's not what you think."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'

"My dad was too much of a babe magnet for the marriage to have worked."

"I need you, Roberta. Deep inside me there's a married man aching to get out."

'Ever since we bought thet blasted water bed we've been drifting apart!'

"I'm starting to believe that this relationship was doomed from the start...!"

"I'm sorry darling, did I just say, 'I hate you with every micro-fiber of my being'?"

Man looks for wife help from machine.

"Don't even start, Claire. You knew I was a snake when you took me in."

'How can you be so cheap?'

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

"My dating life has come down to choosing between bad breath and bad credit."

'Our relationship will never work Whenever it gets interesting, you've got to rush to the surface for air'

'I wish you would tell people that I've been 'kicked upstairs' instead of I've been 'given the boot'.'

'Right, how can I help you?'

"You may not like what I've dug out, but you did ask me to snoop into your husband!"

'I am Evelyn Frank, and this is my husband, brutally.'

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

"… and then Roger discovered fly fishing and I discovered Gregory."

"You said it. I heard it. There's no taking it back, Harold!"

"Your husband is fooling around."

'Now, I'm curious as to why there would be blonde hair in your hairball!'

"Look, if you want me to intuit and empathize with your feelings, just tell me what they are and how to react to them!"

"Brad, we've got to talk."