Confident Gentleman Pillows

"My hair has been a great source of comfort to me."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

CEO Gets Thumbs Up From His Portrait.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

'Is that a wig?'

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."

"My brain could kick her brain's butt."

"Thanks. I'll let you know if you've been successful."

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

Employee about smiling boss: 'It's amazing what one good decision will do for a man.'

'That's what I like about the Big Guy - he's usually wrong, but he's never in doubt.'

'Cologne sir?'

At The Beach.

'I'm impressed by your self-confidence. What other skills do you have?'

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

"Thanks for the interview. And, you're definitely on my shortlist."

"Compliments of the gentleman who obviously has no issues with rejection."

"Daddy? How do you keep your hands so soft?"

"And if I may tell you, in strictest confidence..."

"Do you reject guys like me here often?"

"What would your super-power be?"

This is the new business range, 'confidence'.

Just in from St. Paul.

Gentlemen's graffiti: 'Your Mother is merely an adequate cook.'

"Studly"?

Security Badge/Insecurity Badge.

'You're unquestionably the most handsome, intelligent, virile, chick-magnet to ever grace these parts.'

"Note to self: You are one helluva guy. Can't wait to catch up with you after work!"