Confident Gentleman Prints

"My hair has been a great source of comfort to me."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

CEO Gets Thumbs Up From His Portrait.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

'Is that a wig?'

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."

"My brain could kick her brain's butt."

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

"Thanks. I'll let you know if you've been successful."

Employee about smiling boss: 'It's amazing what one good decision will do for a man.'

'Cologne sir?'

'That's what I like about the Big Guy - he's usually wrong, but he's never in doubt.'

'I'm impressed by your self-confidence. What other skills do you have?'

At The Beach.

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

"Thanks for the interview. And, you're definitely on my shortlist."

"Compliments of the gentleman who obviously has no issues with rejection."

"And if I may tell you, in strictest confidence..."

"Daddy? How do you keep your hands so soft?"

Gentlemen's graffiti: 'Your Mother is merely an adequate cook.'

"What would your super-power be?"

"Do you reject guys like me here often?"

Just in from St. Paul.

"Studly"?

Security Badge/Insecurity Badge.

'You're unquestionably the most handsome, intelligent, virile, chick-magnet to ever grace these parts.'

This is the new business range, 'confidence'.

"Note to self: You are one helluva guy. Can't wait to catch up with you after work!"