Confidence Building Seminar Pillows

Ego Increasing School

They hated me.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

How leaders fail

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

Congratulations on the new you!

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Viola player coming through!"

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

Always expect the best

Learning Curve

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

"You can do it!"

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".