Condo Collector Gifts

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'It seats two comfortably.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"You get one every time you order something online."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"I wonder what this was for."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Factominiums."

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

'How old is this vase?'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'