Concrete Barrier Collector T-Shirts

"The terrorist barriers seem to be working."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Man showing in the rain.

A little something aside for a rainy day

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Raining

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Brick Salesman

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

'You don't need a weather forecast. Just read mother natures' signs carefully and you know that it will start raining soon.'

Horse racing puns

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

COVID-19 vaccine umbrella.

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

Chivalrous Snowman

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Vampire Umbrella

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"First the open floor plan, now this."

'Big advantage!!'

Banks hand out umbrellas in good weather and take them back when it rains.

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

'It must be Spring...the rain's warm!'

Jazz Bagpipes

"High Pressure Area"