Conclave Commentator Gifts

Looking for a gift that speaks to your passion for discussion and analysis? Our collection for conclave commentators blends humor and creativity, perfect for those who love to share their insights. Whether you’re crafty or comedic, find a unique gift that celebrates your love for lively commentary and sharp wit. Great for marking milestones or just showing appreciation for the thoughtful voices in your life.

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"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be." mockup

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

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"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight." mockup

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

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How's my sermon. . .

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"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion." mockup

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

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War 2023

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Freedom of Speech

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"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!"

"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!" mockup

"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!"

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'That damn racial scandal.'

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Rishi Sunak interrupts Liz Truss in leader's debate

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Rishi Sunak interrupts Liz Truss in leader's debate

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Toy Soldiers - Toy Human Shield

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J. Woogle - 20 years in congress, saying 'no' to everything.

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J. Woogle - 20 years in congress, saying 'no' to everything.

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'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?' mockup

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

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Voice of the GOP

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Ukraine Crisis

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"I guess 80 is the new 100."

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Blind Republican Johnson, Conservative Blues Elephant.

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Blind Republican Johnson, Conservative Blues Elephant.

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The face mask

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'Coming as I do from a rather conservative district, I'd prefer you didn't refer to my win as a 'man-date'.'

'Coming as I do from a rather conservative district, I'd prefer you didn't refer to my win as a 'man-date'.' mockup

'Coming as I do from a rather conservative district, I'd prefer you didn't refer to my win as a 'man-date'.'

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"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."

"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh." mockup

"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."

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Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

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Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

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"This is a much better war then the war to end all wars."

"This is a much better war then the war to end all wars." mockup

"This is a much better war then the war to end all wars."

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"No, of course I don't want you to catch a nasty cold but..."

"No, of course I don't want you to catch a nasty cold but..." mockup

"No, of course I don't want you to catch a nasty cold but..."

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'You need to say more about the war than just 'oops'.'

'You need to say more about the war than just 'oops'.' mockup

'You need to say more about the war than just 'oops'.'

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"Maybe we should have filed a friend of the court brief, too."

"Maybe we should have filed a friend of the court brief, too." mockup

"Maybe we should have filed a friend of the court brief, too."

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'Okay, we'll release one hostage, for six weeks!!'

'Okay, we'll release one hostage, for six weeks!!' mockup

'Okay, we'll release one hostage, for six weeks!!'

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The Kommander in Khief

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"The Speaker of the House is such a gossip!"

"The Speaker of the House is such a gossip!" mockup

"The Speaker of the House is such a gossip!"

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'Of course, the really big money is in junk science.'

'Of course, the really big money is in junk science.' mockup

'Of course, the really big money is in junk science.'

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'Rick Perry's Execution Record!'

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"Naughty or nice? Compared to whom? Donald Trump? Stormy Daniels?"

"Naughty or nice? Compared to whom? Donald Trump? Stormy Daniels?" mockup

"Naughty or nice? Compared to whom? Donald Trump? Stormy Daniels?"

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Conclave Commentator Gifts Collection

Conclave Commentator Mugs

Explore our collection of conclave commentator mugs for a daily dose of humor and insight—perfect for sparking conversations over coffee or tea.

Conclave Commentator Pillows

Bring personality to your home or office with conclave commentator pillows—ideal for adding a humorous or thoughtful touch to any space.

Conclave Commentator Prints

Transform your walls with our conclave commentator prints—celebrating sharp minds and lively debates in stylish, creative designs.

Conclave Commentator T-Shirts

Looking for a fun way to showcase your love for debate? Our conclave commentator t-shirts combine wit and style—wear your commentary pride with flair.