"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."
Conclave Commentator Gifts
Looking for a gift that speaks to your passion for discussion and analysis? Our collection for conclave commentators blends humor and creativity, perfect for those who love to share their insights. Whether you’re crafty or comedic, find a unique gift that celebrates your love for lively commentary and sharp wit. Great for marking milestones or just showing appreciation for the thoughtful voices in your life.
"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."
The Hockey World
How's my sermon. . .
"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."
War 2023
Reagacentennial
Freedom of Speech
Trump to Fax: Drop Dead
'That damn racial scandal.'
"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!"
Rishi Sunak interrupts Liz Truss in leader's debate
'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'
Voice of the GOP
Welcome. National Association of People Padding their Resumes with National Associations. And I think you'll agree, our pointless seminars have some really great titles this year!
J. Woogle - 20 years in congress, saying 'no' to everything.
Toy Soldiers - Toy Human Shield
The face mask
Blind Republican Johnson, Conservative Blues Elephant.
Ukraine Crisis
'Coming as I do from a rather conservative district, I'd prefer you didn't refer to my win as a 'man-date'.'
"I guess 80 is the new 100."
"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."
Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'
"This is a much better war then the war to end all wars."
The Kommander in Khief
"No, of course I don't want you to catch a nasty cold but..."
"The Speaker of the House is such a gossip!"
'You need to say more about the war than just 'oops'.'
'Thank you, Iris, but it's actually a 'Lauer cake'.'
'Okay, we'll release one hostage, for six weeks!!'
"Maybe we should have filed a friend of the court brief, too."
'Of course, the really big money is in junk science.'
Idiots!
'Rick Perry's Execution Record!'
Conclave Commentator Gifts Collection
Conclave Commentator Mugs
Explore our collection of conclave commentator mugs for a daily dose of humor and insight—perfect for sparking conversations over coffee or tea.
Conclave Commentator Pillows
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Conclave Commentator Prints
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Conclave Commentator T-Shirts
Looking for a fun way to showcase your love for debate? Our conclave commentator t-shirts combine wit and style—wear your commentary pride with flair.