Conclave Commentator Prints

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

The Hockey World

How's my sermon. . .

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

War 2023

Reagacentennial

Freedom of Speech

Trump to Fax: Drop Dead

'That damn racial scandal.'

"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!"

Rishi Sunak interrupts Liz Truss in leader's debate

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

Voice of the GOP

Welcome. National Association of People Padding their Resumes with National Associations. And I think you'll agree, our pointless seminars have some really great titles this year!

J. Woogle - 20 years in congress, saying 'no' to everything.

Toy Soldiers - Toy Human Shield

The face mask

Blind Republican Johnson, Conservative Blues Elephant.

Ukraine Crisis

'Coming as I do from a rather conservative district, I'd prefer you didn't refer to my win as a 'man-date'.'

"I guess 80 is the new 100."

"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

"This is a much better war then the war to end all wars."

The Kommander in Khief

"No, of course I don't want you to catch a nasty cold but..."

"The Speaker of the House is such a gossip!"

'You need to say more about the war than just 'oops'.'

'Thank you, Iris, but it's actually a 'Lauer cake'.'

'Okay, we'll release one hostage, for six weeks!!'

"Maybe we should have filed a friend of the court brief, too."

'Of course, the really big money is in junk science.'

Idiots!

'Rick Perry's Execution Record!'