Genghis Khan, master of the Mongolian steps.
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"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."
"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."
Horse statue throws off rider.
"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."
How's my sermon. . .
"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."
"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."
'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'
'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'
Reagacentennial
'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'
"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"
Rishi Sunak interrupts Liz Truss in leader's debate
With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,
Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.
Trump to Fax: Drop Dead
Doom & Gloom
"He mistook jesting for heckling."
"But is it art?"
Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden
The Evolution of Pop Culture Scapegoats
Filmed in Supermarionation
Voice of the GOP
This Bus Runs on Punditry
'Coming as I do from a rather conservative district, I'd prefer you didn't refer to my win as a 'man-date'.'
Blind Republican Johnson, Conservative Blues Elephant.
"Due to the expenses involved with making our schools more resistant to mass shootings, we re forced to make large cuts in teacher pay and benefits...and you will be required to carry this glock 9mm...."
Wormhole Aliens Killed Sandra Bland
X Brazil
The face mask
So it ended for the man credited with saying, 'guns don't kill people...'
'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'
'This is my wife, Viola, who I've been happily married to for twenty five years.'
State Insurance Office Covering School Shootings
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