Concert Of Quirk Gifts

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

A Symphony of Penguins

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Rainbow Quartet

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Quartet.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Music at Home Pt. 1

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

Real Estate Personals

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Bravo!

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

What's Their Secret?

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

'According to your resume, you have unusual organizational techniques.'

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

"I see you've brought your own bag."

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

'Nest, my impression of Beethoven's sonata inD major, of.31, no.2, as played by Humphrey Bogart.'

"Are you a blowfish, or did you just hold a sneeze?"

Patron Saint of Clowns...St. Pie-us