Concert Of Quirk Gifts

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

A Symphony of Penguins

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Rainbow Quartet

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Quartet.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

Real Estate Personals

Music at Home Pt. 1

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

Bravo!

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

What's Their Secret?

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

'According to your resume, you have unusual organizational techniques.'

"I see you've brought your own bag."

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

"Are you a blowfish, or did you just hold a sneeze?"

So, do you have any hidden talents?