Computer Panic Club Member Gifts

'Sorry - I've deleted you,'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

'Miss Baxter, bring me another computer.'

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'

Family Tree DNA Test

When computers are attacked by Spam.

No atheists in Heaven.

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

State of the art computing purchases become obsolete in the time it takes to purchase it.

"Dad, I made a mistake. A big mistake."

'Don't be a fool, Kevin! How do you know that he's a certified teaching pro?'

'How do I know you're legit?'

What is an expert?

Door-to-Door Agnostic

'This is all just some political scare-tactic.'

"With him, I.T. stands for Incompetent Twerp."

"My left elbow hurts...that means it's going to snow!"

Web (In)Security

"Don't you know anything? All you have to do is point and click!"

"If telling the truth was easy everyone would be doing it."

"Tech support say I should switch it off, leave the building and never come back!"

STRIP Hambone: Failing computer business

'No, you don't get a check because your computer is disabled.'

"While you were out - I sorted that computer problem!"