Computer Lab Staff Pillows

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Tech support...can I help you!

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"Here comes the super-visor."

"Oh, Him? That's our IT guy."

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'That book is still floating around the system.'

Library Grand Opening

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

Customer help - jargon talking i-diot.

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'

'Hi, your IT section sent me to test the network sockets.'

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

"Thank goodness, it was only 'light' reading..."

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

"Do you have any picture books that could help a child understand tort reform?"

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

'I suppose you tried to fix it yourself.'

"I must be getting on tech-support's nerves, because they now answer by saying, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT NOW?!"

Oughta reply

Instead of that CD, how about feeding me a nice bagel for a change?

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

Large Print Librarian.