Computer Lab Staff T-Shirts

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"He said his screen is frozen again."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

Tech support...can I help you!

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"Oh, Him? That's our IT guy."

"Here comes the super-visor."

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'That book is still floating around the system.'

Library Grand Opening

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

Customer help - jargon talking i-diot.

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

'Back to work, McFly! You're spending too much time on that screen saver...'

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

'Hi, your IT section sent me to test the network sockets.'

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

"Thank goodness, it was only 'light' reading..."

"Do you have any picture books that could help a child understand tort reform?"

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

"I must be getting on tech-support's nerves, because they now answer by saying, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT NOW?!"

Oughta reply

'I suppose you tried to fix it yourself.'

Instead of that CD, how about feeding me a nice bagel for a change?

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office