Lab Workers Pillows

'Oh, great. I wonder how long that's been stuck there.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"My homework ate my dog."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'What's your blood type?'

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'