Lab Worker Pillows

'Human clinical trials start in six months. Sooner if we run out of mice.'

Aging Researchers

"Well, your quantum computer is broken in every way possible simultaneously."

'I've just discovered superglue.'

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

"Kleinzweck is our resident punk physicist."

"Extracting proteins from ancient bones is a complex business. . ."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"My homework ate my dog."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Off Duty.

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it