Computer Graphics Gifts

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Christo's computer wrapped in kitchen plastic wrap.

'Dad, meet CGI Dad.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

Dorian Gray's Computer Graphics.

These 3D graphics have come a long way!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Can You Spot the Differences?

My First Camera

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Cariactures

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."