Computer Artist Gifts

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

Evolution.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Geek fairies

Terry had a computer bug.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Hardware and software

Robot Painter

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'Quick, press control Z!'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

The Escape Key

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

Goodnight Social Media.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"It's obviously an original."

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

Tha man who ventured too far into cyberspace begins to worry.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Snail with pc monitor.

Van Gogh's mp3-player.