Computer Game Director Gifts

Computer Game Director.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Can You Spot the Differences?

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Bright idea

Creative department

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Kitchen Tetris

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Innovation & Calculation

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"You have word-ill."

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.