Computer Culture Gifts

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Lynching on social media

Louis Armstrong

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Woman carries the world.

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

The height of fashion in 1796

'Now that's an afro!'

Culture Saturday

Honoré de Balzac

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Try to guess the continent dining...

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'Yes, all at once!'