Computer Course Enthusiast Gifts

'You should think about signing up for a computer course. Every time you finish using the computer you leave correction fluid all over the monitor.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

Windows or Mac?

"A virus ate my homework."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Thank God It's Friday.

Facebook For Dogs.

Essex computer.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

Go on! Pick a card.

'Sorry for calling them 'graphics', Mr. Burke. I meant the 'colored pictures'.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

'Oh-oh- planned obsolescence!'

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

Education.

'I like to stay connected 247.'

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

Laptop/mousetrap.

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

"He's young and eager to change the world, but I'd be happy if he'd just change his underwear."