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Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

'If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?'

Wall Street: Panic, don't panic

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

"So leaving it with a broker didn't do any good at all?"

"Anyway, enough about our current pollution levels. . ."

"Should we add sodium to hydrogen?"

Bank of Mum and Dad.

'It is a bad paper and, as a reviewer, I should reject it, but it cites five of my own papers...'

'Usury' is not a pretty word, Mr. Williams.

"They're the socially conscious fund fairy and the margin call devil."

With the barrel dry, American is unable rescue Europe.

"No, it's not funny. But it's in the tradition of funny."

"You're bankrupt... That'll be $45,000 please..."

Thank you for not Wishing Me a Nice Day When the Market is Down

"Pressure, Harold? After two and a half years of steady dating, why would I pressure you now?"

"The Earthling seems to be waiting for us to do something with the gift he has given us."

'If you can't trust your butler, who CAN you trust?'

'Never mind the pension scheme - I'm just hoping I can pay off my student loan before I retire!'

World of Insurance

Stock Tips: $5 - 'What not to buy'

Cashpoint / ATM - Double or Nothing?

A horde of misers

"This is why we have trust issues!"

National debt