Conflict Of Interest Analyst T-Shirts

'It is a bad paper and, as a reviewer, I should reject it, but it cites five of my own papers...'

That's What Happens

The Likeable Torturer

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

Saigon 1975/Kabul 2021 - Deja Voodoo

Calling the IDF

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

Ebola Virus

Aleppo & the World

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

"But if I'm not a senior collateral analyst for a high-volume, global marketing corporation...who am I?"

Tension in middle east

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

Count Putin

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

The Boomerang Sanctions

"Ah ha! Organised criminals..."

The aerial photo analyst wasn't sure how to categorize this anomaly.

'Shame on you! Stop torturing the poor Palestinians, you nazi-like, baby killing war monger!'

"Offside? By a fingertip? It's football not handball!"

USA Slavery

Genocide in Gaza

'I'm just concerned that if we embrace change this one time, change might get the wrong idea and mistake it for some kind of long-term commitment!'

"Unconfirmed reports suggest that there may have been a breakdown in communication."

Olive Branches and Soldiers

Meddling in Iraq

"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."

John Brennan

Improvised Economic Device

"They all lead back to this ball of yarn."

Hollow Victory.

'I was not prepared for this!'

"It's not a spike in crime, it's a spike in REPORTING crime that was there all along. So... that's better, right?"