Conflict Of Interest Analyst T-Shirts

'It is a bad paper and, as a reviewer, I should reject it, but it cites five of my own papers...'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

Ebola Virus

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Aleppo & the World

Saigon 1975/Kabul 2021 - Deja Voodoo

"But if I'm not a senior collateral analyst for a high-volume, global marketing corporation...who am I?"

Count Putin

The Boomerang Sanctions

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

Tension in middle east

"Ah ha! Organised criminals..."

The aerial photo analyst wasn't sure how to categorize this anomaly.

'Shame on you! Stop torturing the poor Palestinians, you nazi-like, baby killing war monger!'

USA Slavery

"Offside? By a fingertip? It's football not handball!"

Genocide in Gaza

'I'm just concerned that if we embrace change this one time, change might get the wrong idea and mistake it for some kind of long-term commitment!'

"Unconfirmed reports suggest that there may have been a breakdown in communication."

'I was not prepared for this!'

Olive Branches and Soldiers

Hollow Victory.

G7

"It's not a spike in crime, it's a spike in REPORTING crime that was there all along. So... that's better, right?"

Israel's next move?

"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."

"They all lead back to this ball of yarn."

Improvised Economic Device