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Petrol tankers leave Jerusalem Fire Department.

Saigon 1975/Kabul 2021 - Deja Voodoo

That's What Happens

A world divided by the war

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

US strike on Syria.

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'I take it this department has had conflicts.'

'Busting balls since 1983.'

Calling the IDF

Aleppo & the World

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

"I'm your biggest fan..."

"Victory!"

'I think the problem is, Lydia, you're a man-hater and Robert, you're a woman-hater, and I can't stand either one of you.'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

Ebola Virus

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

Tension in middle east

"How did his last remark make you feel?"

'I'm worried that an attack on Baghdad would plunge the whole peace process into chaos...'

Sulking

The Boomerang Sanctions

Tip jar

The End is Relative

'When the going gets tough, the tough SUE.'

Count Putin

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

Pythagoras' Arbitration Service. He's very good. He always finds the shortest distance between two sides.

"We were about to get a divorce, but we decided instead to go with the U.N. Peacekeepers."

"You may want to steer clear of Jensen until he gets accustomed to you. He can be a bit territorial."

Iran-nuclear power

'Shame on you! Stop torturing the poor Palestinians, you nazi-like, baby killing war monger!'