Compliance Cowboy Gifts

"You don't want to mess with me, I have a total lack of respect for compliance assurance."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"Son, you're old enough now to learn about something we call 'compliance'...."

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

"The boss use to herd cattle before he started the company."

'I need someone to fill my shoes and be in them when the SEC come calling.'

Access Assessments

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

GDPR compliant

'It's not company policy but how about starting on some performance enhancing drugs?'

'I think it's something religious. Every time my dad looks at it, he says 'Oh my God!'.'

'They were two payroll cowboys riding together.'

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

'You're a spineless, craven, frightened little man, Bradberg - I like that in an employee.'

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

"We audit at dawn."

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

'This new ruling on bankers pay has really thrown the cat among the pigeons...'

"Hold on. To avoid getting sued, I'll have to run it by legal."

'The FSA is keen on new ways to get it's message across...'

Floor Wet When Slippery

"It turned into a hostile takeover once we saw their books."