Compliance Cowboy Gifts

"You don't want to mess with me, I have a total lack of respect for compliance assurance."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"Son, you're old enough now to learn about something we call 'compliance'...."

"The boss use to herd cattle before he started the company."

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

'I need someone to fill my shoes and be in them when the SEC come calling.'

Access Assessments

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

'They were two payroll cowboys riding together.'

'I think it's something religious. Every time my dad looks at it, he says 'Oh my God!'.'

GDPR compliant

'It's not company policy but how about starting on some performance enhancing drugs?'

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

'You're a spineless, craven, frightened little man, Bradberg - I like that in an employee.'

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

"We audit at dawn."

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

"I downloaded this public sector tender we should consider bidding for. I’m hoping that these new Procurement Regulations will make it a less tortuous exercise." "Based on that first page I suggest nothing has changed..."

"It turned into a hostile takeover once we saw their books."

Floor Wet When Slippery

Snitching box.