Complex Connoisseur Pillows

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"He's an abstract artist."

Bathroom Fairy

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Jackson Pollock as a child

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

C Day Lewis.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"Who's the artist?"

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

Pizza and Related Searches.

'To put it simply, our policy just isn't complicated enough.'

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"