Complex Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"He's an abstract artist."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Bathroom Fairy

Jackson Pollock as a child

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Moliere

Bleak House

"Who's the artist?"

Charles Dickens.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'To put it simply, our policy just isn't complicated enough.'

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Sergei Rachmaninov

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

"I envy you - I wish I were close enough to my family to be estranged."

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"