Completing A Tax Return Pillows

'We find it helps to lighten the mood.'

"Trail mix?"

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

War and Death.

"Oh, no. Death AND taxes."

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

The Buck Stops here.

The New Simplified Tax Return!...Step 1: Calculate income from all sources...Step 2: Send it.

'Income tax prepared here!'

"Head of household? Now, who would that be?"

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

The new, re-designed, shorter tax return form.

'We invested everything we had in our marriage.'

"You want a refund? - Don't PUSH it, pal!"

"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."

'I see here you're a professional writer. That explains the touch of whimsy in your return.'

No dependents, no deductions, no credits.... It doesn't get any better than this!

"I'll be with you in a minute, sir - Just have a seat and don't make any funny moves."

E-File Muffy: Head of Household

IRS, 'Here's your refund, sir, minus postage and handling.'

IRS: 'Life isn't fair.' - John F. Kennedy

"May I keep this to hang up on my wall? It's a real doozy."

'Excuse my maths won't you?'

'if I didn't know those guys were public servants, I could swear it was the other way around.'

Crawl

Me Doing My Taxes