Completing A Tax Return T-Shirts

'We find it helps to lighten the mood.'

"Trail mix?"

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

The Accountant Husband

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

War and Death.

'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'

"Oh, no. Death AND taxes."

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

"Oh boy, am I never glad to see you."

The Buck Stops here.

The New Simplified Tax Return!...Step 1: Calculate income from all sources...Step 2: Send it.

'Income tax prepared here!'

The new, re-designed, shorter tax return form.

'We invested everything we had in our marriage.'

'Nothing beats that Procedure Form C4/34.2FF6932 completion feeling...'

"Head of household? Now, who would that be?"

"You want a refund? - Don't PUSH it, pal!"

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."

'I see here you're a professional writer. That explains the touch of whimsy in your return.'

'Excuse my maths won't you?'

"May I keep this to hang up on my wall? It's a real doozy."

No dependents, no deductions, no credits.... It doesn't get any better than this!

IRS: 'Life isn't fair.' - John F. Kennedy

IRS, 'Here's your refund, sir, minus postage and handling.'

E-File Muffy: Head of Household

Crawl

IRS. Pay Taxes Here. It's the amount owe

'if I didn't know those guys were public servants, I could swear it was the other way around.'

"I'll be with you in a minute, sir - Just have a seat and don't make any funny moves."