Complaint Analyst Gifts

"This is terrible!"

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Complaints Desk

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

Ebola Virus

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

Count Putin

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

Tension in middle east

The Boomerang Sanctions

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"Before you speak to the manager, we want to congratulate you on being our one millionth irate customer."

"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"

'No, we don't take complaints, we SELL complaints.. If the sign said POPCORN, you wouldn't try to GIVE me popcorn, would you?'

Airline concerns.

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

'Of course I care, madam!'

'Shame on you! Stop torturing the poor Palestinians, you nazi-like, baby killing war monger!'

"There's a grouch on my couch."

"Just eat your alphabet soup Harold."

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

Sharings,,,formerly complaints,

"I think I speak for all of us."

"Unconfirmed reports suggest that there may have been a breakdown in communication."

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

"Imagine an accident at 60mph..." "It would be like being hit by a 60 ton elephant."

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Hollow Victory.