Complaint Analyst Prints

"This is terrible!"

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Complaints Desk

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

The nurses here are so slow. Could this blanket be any thinner? The buttons on the tv remote are too darn small. Although her health had improved, Mabel's condition remained critical.

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

Calling the IDF

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

Ebola Virus

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

Count Putin

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Tension in middle east

"Before you speak to the manager, we want to congratulate you on being our one millionth irate customer."

The Boomerang Sanctions

"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"

'No, we don't take complaints, we SELL complaints.. If the sign said POPCORN, you wouldn't try to GIVE me popcorn, would you?'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

Airline concerns.

'Of course I care, madam!'

"There's a grouch on my couch."

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

"Just eat your alphabet soup Harold."

'Shame on you! Stop torturing the poor Palestinians, you nazi-like, baby killing war monger!'

Sharings,,,formerly complaints,

"I think I speak for all of us."

"Unconfirmed reports suggest that there may have been a breakdown in communication."

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"Imagine an accident at 60mph..." "It would be like being hit by a 60 ton elephant."

"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."

Hollow Victory.