Complainers Club Pillows

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Worry tank

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

In, Out, Complain.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'Someday we'll look back on this and think, ‘Why the hell didn't we sue?' '

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'Last guy that worked here did nothing but complain.'

Complaints departement for men and women.

Cat and Broom

"That's the Ommbudsman."

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

Moanathon.

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

Airline concerns.

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

"There's a grouch on my couch."

"Just eat your alphabet soup Harold."

'How long do I have to sit like this? My neck is stiff, my arms ache. I've got pins and needles...'

"I think I speak for all of us."