Community Complainers Pillows

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Only two months since school started. How long do you get off for summer break, Rudy? Oh, months and months. Just to kick back, sleep in late, have a great time with zero responsibility. Waaaa. Introduction to sarcasm. And I get tons of recess.

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

"I think I speak for all of us."

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

Input (not yours) and Output (only mine).

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Customer Service. I only handle complaints -- What you have is a beef?

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

"Where does it hurt?"

"I don't like water, so I hate it when it rains, but I hate it even more when it snows!"

"Want to bitch for one more lap?"

"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

'What are you annoyed about now?'

'Hi, I'm from Complainers Anonymous. Can I see the manager?'

'There is no room in the church for damaged goods Rodney.'

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

'I hope you find something that's worth complaining to my friends about.'

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

Complaints and Gratitude.

'I'm afraid your complaining is chronic.' - 'I want a second opinion!!'

'You can contact us 3 ways: an email that will be trashed, a fax that will be buried, and a letter which will be lost.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"