Competitive Critter Pillows

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

The Victors

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Agility God

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Danth battle?

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Football player taking the ball home.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Loser's Podium.

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

'Big advantage!!'

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

A Man mixing up his sports.

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

Rock, paper, scissors

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'